Port Authority Trans-Hudson
ben goertzel
PATH (Port Authority Trans-Hudson) rapid transit trains provide
service between New Jersey and New York City 24 hours per day,
seven days per week. The fare is $1.00. Children under 5 ride free.
Or so the story goes. In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human
beings, I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies,
larcenies, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on
more than 1,000 male human beings. For all these things, I am not in
the least bit sorry. Or so the story goes. My conscience crawled up
its asshole and died; and that was the end of it, baby, baby, baby.
Revolution, evolution, devolution, lick my scrotum, add my totum,
run my weasel, it's a diesel, move my body, very oddly, undersize
me, realize me, take my soul now, dig a hole now, feed the one love,
what you're made of, why the big deal, turn the big wheel. Or,
perhaps, the love is not perfect. For assistance, call 1-800-FUCK-YOU.
A million dollars, doggie collars, you dress for goodies, I've got a
woody, I count to fifty, I think you're nifty, touch your skin now,
end to begin now, my tongue inside your navel, my mind's in plato's
cave, hell is just a kind of nothing, you're just a kind of nothing.
For more information, contact PATH at 1-800-234-PATH. . For maps of
individual PATH stations, do not fear your enemies. I do not mean
that large-scale lesbianism should be adopted, but simply that the
emphasis should be taken off male genitalia and replaced upon
human sexuality. The cunt must come into its own The worst they
can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. Revolution, evolution,
devolution, lick my scrotum, add my totum, run my weasel, it's a
diesel, move my body, very oddly, undersize me, realize me, take my
soul now, dig a hole now, feed the one love, what you're made of,
why the big deal, turn the big wheel. A million dollars, doggie
collars, you dress for goodies, I've got a woody, I count to fifty, I
think you're nifty, touch your skin now, end to begin now, my
tongue inside your navel, my mind's in plato's cave, hell is just a kind
of nothing, you're just a kind of nothing. Tell me again, baby, tell
me again. Do you love me? Do you really love me? Tell me again.
Do you really love me? Tell me again. Tell me a-fucking-gain. Your
beauty makes me wonder, is that a kind of thunder, is that a kind of
eyeball, is that the phone when you call, is that the voice you talk
with, are those the legs you walk with, are those the other people,
are those the minds that we will. Remember, at worst, they may
betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray,
but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent.
Overnight, weekday nights from 11 PM - 6 AM, and weekend nights
from 7:30 PM - 9 AM, We got tickled and started making up juicier
and juicier ones, ending with: "Shot Gun Homosexual Retarded
Marriage Performed by Crazed Psychic while Group Home Workers
Get Drunk and Laugh Their Asses Off." PATH operates two lines
(passengers traveling between Hoboken and the World Trade Center
must change trains at Grove Street): Holidays: Saturday/Sunday
schedules will be operated on New Year's Day, revolution, evolution,
devolution, lick my scrotum, add my totum, run my weasel, it's a
diesel, move my body, very oddly, undersize me, realize me, take my
soul now, dig a hole now, feed the one love, what you're made of,
why the big deal, turn the big wheel. Goose bumps, got lumps on
my head from where I banged it on the brick wall, not quite sure I'm
not dead, quiet desperation leaves you comfortably dumb, I can't
say it all cause my tongue is too numb. Julia comes from a mentally
ill family. Her father was paranoid schizophrenic, and beat her
mother nearly to death when Julia was 2. He was in and out of
mental hospitals continually. Her older sister, Cindy, is also
schizophrenic. A million dollars, doggie collars, you dress for
goodies, I've got a woody. Her mother is not mentally ill, but is
highly eccentric, unable to hold a job (she has not worked in 16
years), and lives in poverty. Julia and her mother have a very volatile
relationship due to their mutual mental instability. Your beauty
makes me wonder, is that a kind of thunder, is that a kind of eyeball,
is that the phone when you call. Presidents' Day, Memorial Day,
Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. A
special Saturday schedule is operated on Independence Day.