Blastoise
by Zeb Goertzel
October 1999
Once upon a pime there was a pime
tree. Then Pikachu went on it. The Pikachu destroyed it. And that was bad.
Blastoise came and defeated the
Pikachu.
And then, three Rychus came to attack
it. And two Everychus. The Everychus and the Rychus defeated it.
Then the Charizard came and defeated
them. Then three more Charizards
came. They defeated it. The defeating was hodd. And then they hid.
They were getting very very tired of
hiding and they went to sleep. Then a
Gastly and a Gengar came to them, and they ate their dreams. They ate their dreams.