There was a big war, and Luke fought Vader, and lots of Jawas and Star Destroyers came, and they had a very big war. Then the good guys finally killed all of the bad guys and destroyed all their ships.
Then Dick and Dock came, and the Emperor came and locked them in a lightsaber jail, but Dick and Dock dug their way out through the ground, then they dug up to get out of underground.
Then, they were in another big war! They won in that war, and they got to Jabba's palace by mistake. Then Dick and Dock got in their Universe Destroyer, and they got the Emperor to help -- the Emperor turned nice!
Then they all went to another galaxy, where they found a big creature, and they killed it.