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Gum Wars

by Zebulon Ulysses Goertzel,

Feb. 98


Gum fought gum, but then walls came and walked on them, but then then they still weren't dead.

Balls came and they shot the gum.

Story over.

Geh geh.

Stupid geh geh.

Fight her geh geh.

Butthead butthead.

Bees need Y's.

A's need E's


Trees came and put people in their leaves.

And teeth came and ate everything.

And all the teeth bounced up and down.

And the story was over.